Though one should strive to live without regrets, considering all the different paths a life might have taken is an inherently intriguing concept. What if I went to a different school? What if I had caught that train that I missed? What if I chose chocolate instead of vanilla at the ice cream parlor? Some games, like Alter Ego, attempt to analyze the psychology of our decisions and their consequences. By contrast, others like Relive Your Life, an interactive movie by FrozenFire, will start by fending off a competing sperm, before failing to acquire a preferred toy at recess kicks off a chain of events that leads to a nation-wide resurgence in nude bear-wrestling. And it'll rhyme too!
In each "stage" of Relive Your Life, the narrator will describe your status before transitioning to a decision or simple keyboard-based Quick Time Event minigame. Depending on your choices or minigame success, your life will evolve in different directions, eventually leading to one of twenty-nine different endings. Relive Your Life is a uniquely surreal and amusing experience with a nicely expressive stick-figure aesthetic. One can't help but think that Relive Your Life would be a stronger work if it was presented in a pure "choose your own adventure" style, rather than including the somewhat-forced minigames. Still, on the strength of the prose and Egoraptor's top-notch voice-acting, you'll want to Relive Your Life time and time again.
Walkthrough Guide
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Relive Your Life Walkthrough
Battle Of the Sexes: Tap X repeatedly
Boy
Tap X to fight off girliness
Follow That Bus:
Reach the Bus
Tap X repeatedly to catch the bus
Public Speaking: Type out the sentence.
Succeed
End Up in Las Vegas
Bear Wrestling: Complete the arrow pattern
Succeed
ENDING 29 - Godlike!
Fail
ENDING 28 - Dressing in Drag
Fail
Mess up the sentence and end up in Florida.
Heads or Tails
Heads
ENDING 26 - Hide N Seek
Tails
ENDING 27 - Tails Never Fails!
Silence
Say nothing at all and wind up in the desert.
Breathe Dangit: Follow the Arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 25 - FYI YOU'RE A SPY
Fail
ENDING 24 - Hellfire Injection!
No Bus
Don't do anything and let time run out
Critter Kicker: Follow the Arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 5 - Human Appliance
Fail
ENDING 6 - The Man Who Owns Time
Fail the Bus
Tap X but Stop when you're running beside it
Be Mr. Cool: Type out the sentence.
I play the guitar
Become cool n'stuff
Ultimate Clap: Correctly Time X
Succeed
ENDING 23 - Ultimate Velocity Five!
Fail
ENDING 22 - 100 MPH Spank!
You girls are pretty
ENDING 7 - Mee Yow!
Screw Up / Do nothing
Karma kicks in for them not liking you,
Defuse the Bomb: Follow the Arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 21 - My Hero.
Fail
ENDING 20 - Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman
Girl
Do nothing and let time run out. You are woman, hear you roar!
Doll or Carrot?
Doll
Gothy Gothness
Voodoo Crafts: Correctly Time X
On the seam
ENDING - 2 The Naked Mile
On The Heart
ENDING 3 - I Ain' Sayin You A Gold Digger
Carrot
Yay! Random Puppy!
Pooch Petting: Follow the Arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 4 - Puppy Love
Fail
Code Name: Agent Blind!
Sonar Sprinter: Follow the Arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 9 - Blind Runner
Fail
ENDING 8 - Mutually Assured Destruction
Hybrid
Tap X and stop once you're pressing against the egg... Congratulations?
Cutie Patootie: Tap x repeatedly
Wiggle
Tap X and you become a grotesque monster and abandoned.
Bully boxing: Correctly Time X
Succeed
Become a Super Hero and face your next foe!
Power vs. Thunder: Tap x repeatedly
Succeed
ENDING 19 - Shoop Da Whoop!
Fail
ENDING 18 - Self-Consumer Donut
Fail / Do Nothing
Life in the Slums you find a "Scratch and Win"
Left
ENDING 17 - Big Mouth
Right
ENDING 16 - The Amazing Quadrupede!
Look Cute
Tap x but stop mid yawn.
Sleepy Surgery: Correctly Time X
Succeed
You get Robot Legs and take up B-Ball
One Pointer For The Win: Correctly Time X
Succeed
ENDING 15 - HomeRun!
Fail
ENDING 14 - 30 Rock Date
Fail
you become deformed and Find love
Help the Blind: Follow arrow Pattern
Succeed
ENDING 13 - Nice Save!
Fail
ENDING 12 - Meet Joe Black
Do nothing
Sister dies and you get on a talk show
Sad Story Time: Type out the sentence
Succeed
ENDING 11 - Daytime Tv Trio!
Fail
ENDING 10 - The Dr. Phil Tango
Do Nothing
ENDING 1 - Dead Mutant Baby
Posted by: Ruesiken | June 23, 2012 2:53 PM